Virginia

A basic state full of old entitled acting people, preps and "thugs". No real cultural identity outside of antiquated colonialism. Historically southern, but questionable today. Some native Virginians even make fun of southerners. Home to many celebrities of yesteryear, but Virginia's presence in the modern pop culture scene is virtually non existent. Plenty of nice people. Plenty of assholes. Don't try being too unique and you'll fill right in.

Guy #1: How come everyone here is obsessed with the past,only listens to top 40 music, dresses and acts like their ethnic stereotype, and and seems like a blend between the north and south?

Guy #2: It's because we're in VA bro. Isn't it, like, the best state ever?

Guy#1: No. What would be cooler is a sense of identity and uniqueness.

Virginia is like Golden Corral. There's a lot of stuff. Some of it is good, but nothing is anywhere near top notch. Nice landscape, but very bland culture.