Chris

The Asian friend that we all have and know, who's parents named him Chris as a way to Americanize him. Thinks of himself as a very smart kid, but in reality, falls a bit behind. Born and raised skinny as a twig, easy to pick up and able to be thrown around like teddy bear. In most cases, once a Chris has found someone who he finds attractive and love, he would be unable to give up said love. Chasing it to the ends of the world even when rejected or found impossible to achieve.

Example 1:
Person A: Who is that kid over there?
Person B: His name is Chris. You ought to not get too close to him.

Example 2:
Person A: Fuck mon, why is he still chasing after that girl even while he lives at the other side of the world?
Person B: It'd be a classic Chris mon.