Shine on

A phrase that rhymes with everything and can be used as an alternate to lyrics of all songs

Guy #1: Hey man, i heard that new song on the radio today. It goes something like this: "Shine on, Shine on, sh-sh-shine on".
Guy #2: Oh yeah, amazing lyrics.

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Ddaule

A synonym of sauce as coined by some Chinese delivery menus

Guy #1: Hi i would like to order one chicken with sweet and sour sauce.
Chinese Guy #2: We onry have sweet and sour ddaule
Guy #1: What the fuck is ddaule?
Chinese Guy #2: Ddaule
Guy #1: wtf?

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Panaché

verb - the action of getting off your chair and going to the toilet to take a shit. Derived from the greek words: παω να σχιεσω -> greeklish: pao na sheso

chatting on FB
Guy#1: ahhahaha
Guy#2: ROFL
Guy#3: ahahha, guy#1 and guy#2 brb; Panaché

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survival of the fisted

Maintaining anal and/or vaginal tension to near optimal levels (i.e. achieving ejaculation within 10 minutes of coital commencement attributed to frictional stimulation) after 2 or more sessions of ad metacarpal penetration

Porn Connoisseur: "Porn star actress of certain name is still vaginally pleasing male porn star actors after 4 sessions of ad metacarpal penetrations. I am delighted. This is what we call in the industry "survival of the fisted" my dear friend Jeremy"
Jeremy: "I am also delighted"