the woodpecker

When you've got your lady bent over like you're doin her from behind but instead of fuckin you eat her out and whilst you are licking the fuck out that pussy your nose is dangerously close to the b hole so you decide to kill 2 birds with 1 stone and "woodpecker" her b hole with your nose simultaneously

My buddy was eating bbq sauce out of his girls pussy when he decided to double the pleasure and give her the woodpecker.

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Sleep fucking

A rare sleeping disorder similar to sleep walking, but with sexual acts instead.

Hey sorry about sleep fucking you last night.

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