Lunch Hands

The crust that remains of ya fingers after you chow down on some fire grub

*Harold eats a bag of flaming hot Cheetos*
Guy: damn girl yo hands red af!
Harold: I has been eatin the Cheetos. I got mad lunch hands

clitasaurus rex

A clit the size of a prehistoric creature which was proven to the roam the earth in search for sexual favours. Also known as Brooke Page.

Wow, mom just because dad is on a business trip doesn't mean you can be a clitasaurus rex

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fark

a dumb website for smug right-wing nerds

fark is full of nerds

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dippa

A ciggerete dipped in PCP

Boat is weed with pcp, da dippa is a ciggerete with pcp

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Rage Against The Machine

A group of Harvard grads who got together and made one of the best bands ever. They sung about poltical shit in a way that made you think. They made grat music. They broke up and made Audioslave.

"People of the Sun" is their best song.
Long Live RAGE!!!!

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lap clap

when a women sits on the erection of man, which further leads to the disfunction of the cock.

Do not sit on my erection for that would be a Lap Clap

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