Watt Bomb

A super-massive amount of power delivered from a cyclist's legs whilst riding a bicycle.

A cause of significant damage to public roads and pelotons.

Cyclist 1 - "Hey what just happened? The peloton's scattered all over the place, and the road is all torn up!"

Cyclist 2 - "That guy off the front just dropped some serious watt bombs."

Cyclist 1 - "Oh. My. God. We're doomed."

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Cluck Block

When you want to eat Chic-Fil-A but it's Sunday so you can't.

Person 1: Yo man, want to go grab some Chic-Fil-A?
Person 2: That sounds great, but it's Sunday!
Person 1: Dammit, why they gotta cluck block us?!??

Smutax

Smut's like mark who are Smut's that try and hax

Mark R Smutax kthxbai