wet salami

(n.) A term to describe when a male is so intoxicated, his meat, a.k.a. male member or male genitlia, no longer has the ability to harden or stiffen. So the male must beat his "salami" on his partner in an attempt to beat it into excitement to harden or stiffen to perform coitus.

Dude. I was so drunk last night, I had to beat my wet salami on her ass to get it up