Turdical

A turd that has more fat at the top than at the bottom that floats in the bowl in a vertical fashion, looking like Mr. Hankey.

I had a cheeseburger and a salad last night and this morning I shat out a turdical.

Fecal People

Fecal People is a term that applies to folks who take Metamucil on a regular basis and take nice fluffy shits as a result.

My friend Chris and I are very regular because we’re fecal people.