Work wife

The coworker of your preference that makes working the overnight shift tolerable. A funny, beautiful, witty, and entertaining female counterpart in the work place.

If it wasn’t for my work wife, I would quit working in this hell hole.

59👍 14👎

Clitteration

The sensation of complete and utter stimulation of the clit causing screaming orgasms.

“Oh my god Becky! Last night he gave me the ultimate clitteration! I think I woke the neighbors”

A logan

A delusional visionary whose movements are being monitored by drones and he can prove it. An “innocent” perpetrator of lies and deceit with scabies on his arms and fungus on his feet. A self centered meth head who lost all he had and could have had it made...if he wasn’t so sped.

You chose drugs over everything! You’re such a Logan

7👍 8👎

Ok boomer

A saying that teenage sons use to let their moms know they are perfect, beautiful, always right, and incredibly loved.

Mom: “I love you”
Son: “Ok Boomer”

20👍 31👎

Jesse G.

A guy who is unbelievably amazing in bed. The best fuck around and able to go for hours when properly aroused. He may come across as totally gay, but you will thank God that he is not. Although immature and a bit of a penis wrinkle, he has a big heart and is worth your love.

“I had myself a Jesse G. last night and now I’m walking funny”