COTPOP

An acronym that stands for a :
Condom On The Penis Of Progress

Which is basically used to describe anyone useless or incompetent that hinders progress. The best thing is that they are too stupid to realize the meaning and ridicule, taking the nickname as a form of recognition and assuming it is a wee pet name or something.

In the workplace: "oi, COTPOP....how are you getting on over there"?

COTPOP: "Aw epic me old mate....just channeling the chakra" (of course pretending to work but actually doing fuck all and holding everyone up)

HOMO

Hate Of Missing Out (HOMO)

I've got HOMO for the work Christmas party because i am rostered on

BSC

The baseline statistical correlation.
What the fuck does that mean: a measure of the heartbeat of the moral valued metrics (MVM's) or pulse of a company/corporate.
Speculated to come out of the pyschology departments of top institutions Harvard and Oxford, subsequently being adapted by leading edge aviation and aerospace companies where leading edge philosophies are performance and safety critical.

Or maybe it just stands for something simple and instinctive like the:

Bukkake Stunt Cock

The BSC is trending up, with promising prospects

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