con-law

An abreviation for a conservation-law-enforcement student, stereotyped by a person that fulfills at least three of the following: wears copious camo clothing, shoots long guns, hunts (deer, moose, duck, goose, or anything that moves), projects a general lack of caring, practices duck calls in dorms at all hours, spits tobacco juice in bottles, vocalizes opinions loudly, drinks alcohol as water, viewed as immature, have "republican" political views, and one day plans on becoming a law enforcement officer.

ST: "What's that noise? It's 2 am!"
CN: "A duck call."
ST: "What!?!"
CN: "It's the drunk guy in the camo, he's con-law."
ST:"Oh."

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