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Athotcalypse

A global release of pent up sexual depravity, immediately following large scale quarantine.

"Sheesh, John is working out a lot during this quarantine."

"Yea cis, he's getting jacked up for the athotcalypse"

by Tunachipz April 14, 2020


Stop short

Frank Costanza's "move", which he claims to have used on Estelle Costanza circa 1955.

It involves the driver hitting the brakes in a moving vehicle, suddenly (stopping-short), and throwing out the hand closest to the front seat passenger's chest, as to stop them from being hurled towards the dashboard; inadvertently, groping the passenger's chest in the process.

Frank: "I used it on Estelle 40 years ago. I told EVERYBODY about it, everybody knows - *HMPH* - I stop short!"

Jerry: "Really..? 'Stopping short' - that's a good move..."

Frank: "You're not kidding it's a good move!"

by Tunachipz July 28, 2019

64👍 2👎


Pretty good

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Larry: Good. Pretty good. Pretty prettay prettay prettay pretty good, pretty good.

by Tunachipz June 6, 2019

10👍 8👎