merse

to be filled with awesomeness and leetness.

1. Yeah man I'm seriously doing a merse today!

2. I'm mersing it up big time!

3. Oh wow, look at you go - you're seriously mersing it today!

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Dehyperisation

The process where a trained professional brings you down from a state of extreme hyperness. Typically through application of back, neck and shoulder massage, the techniques used normally vary with intensity starting with gentle soothing strokes, progressing to the use of knuckles, elbows, chin and lead pipes.

"Shit I was so wound up I had to go see my massage therapist for some dehyperisation! Totally brought me back down to earth, she's a fucking miracle worker."