The Butcher Of Michigan

In 2018 a series of murders struck Michigan. Bodies were found disassembled with exacting precision, leading investigators to dub the killer “The Butcher of Michigan”.

The killer has never been identified, however the only suspect has since moved to Hawaii. No charges were ever filled due to a lack of physical evidence.

Guy1 “Have you ever wondered if you could commit a murder and get away with it free and clear?”
Guy2 “Like the Butcher of Michigan? He’s in Hawaii, you could pay him a visit and ask him how he did it.”
Guy1 “No way! I’d become his latest victim!”

McGuckin

This is when your date/girlfriend refuses to give a traditional blow job at the end of the night. Instead, she will only put the tip of your penis in her mouth, and remain motionless, while you masturbate. It's a common end to a mediocre date night, where she likes you enough to help you get off. However, she will only put forth minimal effort. Universally seen as a failed attempt to get a blow job.

Guy 1. "How was your date last night with Lisa? Did she blow you?"
Guy 2. "I thought it went great, but at the end of the night I only ended up getting a McGuckin..."
Guy 1. "Bummer man."

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Chub Scout

A Boy Scout who is found to be particularly attractive by the Scout Master. Thus giving the Scout Master a "Chubby".

"I wouldn't even be a Scout Master if it wasn't Timmy, he is such a Chub Scout!"

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Olivia Jade

The daughter of Aunt Becky from Full House. She got terrible grades throughout school because she isn’t smart and doesn’t apply herself. She is rich, entitled, and spoiled. She is also talentless at all sports so she lied and took someone’s hard earned spot on the crew team. She ruined someone’s ability to work hard and earn their way. She isn’t a good person and hasn’t even apologized for what she did.

Person 1 “I showed up early and waited patiently for a spot at the show, but someone’s kid showed up, bribed the bouncer and gets my spot!”

Person 2 “I bet it was Olivia Jade! She’s the worst and cheats her way through everything.”

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Wiener Hang

The wiener hang is a wrestling move where you grab ahold of your opponents balls and pull down on them in order to gain advantage in a match.

The wrestler collapsed because his opponent gave em the ol wiener hang.