myspace jackin

MySpace jackin happens when a dude finds a really hot picture of a girl and, you guessed it, pleasures him self to it

Last night, Jeff decided not to go out, but spent an hour MySpace jackin to some pictures of an underage girl that he didn't even know

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MTV

A channel that killed a whole lot of music for the last 25 years, helping to spawn the hair metal,fake "hardcore ghetto" image,pop-punk,and emo scenes.It shouldn't even be called music television because they never play fucking videos anymore, unless you count the 1-minute clips they play on TRL.

Joe:Hey man, wanna watch some videos? I'll put MTV on.
Dave: Fuck no dude, they never play videos. And the ones they do are all puss bands screaming about their problems and all their songs have 10-word titles.
Joe:Yeah, you're right.

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