snatch napkin

A snatch napkin is a tampon, so named because it soaks up blood in a snatch (snatch being slang for vagina) like a napkin soaks up spilled juice or soda on a table.

guy: yeah, I gotta stop and get some snatch napkins for my girlfriend.

male friend: Why does she need snatch napkins? She IS one.

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