When you eat a massive philly cheesesteak, chopped wit wiz and wait to take a big doodie. You get another plain sub roll, and poop into the roll. Then your significant other eats it.
Man 1: I gave my gf the BIGGEST Philly Cheesesteak last night!
Man 2: Damn, Iâm jealous af. I wish that couldâve been me.