Nancy Grace

When one hurriedly wipes after a tumultuous deuce and proceeds to scratch beneath the nose, unwittingly smearing residual traces of fecal matter tucked beneath the nails onto areas of the upper lip.

Ted was in a tizzy about getting to the One Republic concert on time after the parish sponsored Chili Dog dinner, and appears to have given himself a Nancy Grace after a rash visit to the restroom.

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