Ethan

Ethan is a boys name and means strong and optimistic. This is wrong, Ethan’s are not strong physically, typically their girlfriends can out lift them at the gym. Ethan’s tend to play a lot of video games and ignore the outside world. They poop more than the average person. Ethans are sweet but can be stinky. They are loyal and misbehave quite often. Ethan’s like blondes and marijuana. The best nickname for a Ethan is FiFi.

My friend Ethan plays video games on the toilet four times a day.

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Macy

Macy is a name that is ripped off from a department store. If you are looking for a cool name for your child Macy is good. It’s like Stacy but a Macy is less air-headed. Also if you have a kid named Macy you can tell them that the Macy’s thanksgiving day parade is for them. Kids are stupid and will believe this. Naming your kid Macy is like having your own department store.

I told Macy that the Macy’s thanksgiving day parade was for her.

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Ren

Ren. Rhymes with Ben but way cooler, less hillbilly. Ren is a name that means water lily and is japanese in origin. Some people immediately think of Ren and Stimpy, those people are morons. If you’re looking for a cool name for your stupid baby, go with Ren, it will make your stupid offspring much cooler.

Ren can’t really be used in a sentence that makes sense.

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Penny

Penny is a girls name and is sometimes used by drag queens. Pennys are typically angry and have strong opinions. They think they’re much smarter than they actually are. They prefer to be really tan and ignore skin cancer warnings. Pennys drink a lot and most of the time end up face first on the sidewalk. Teacher is their preferred profession as they like to spread their mean bigoted opinions on to our youth. If you know a penny, you’ll constantly have to worry about offending their delicate Constitution.

Even though my friend Penny is named after money, she never has any.

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Leela

Leela is a girls name. It rhymes with duh. Leelas typically play hard and rough and can have a black eye from time to time. Leela is Sanskrit and means play or amusement. Therefore, Leelas typically love sports and activities, they are extremely athletic and competitive. Don’t make a Leela mad because they are very skilled at donkey kicks to the throat and have been know to break a finger or two. When they’re babies and swim be prepared to hear the words Code Brown more than once.

Leela broke her grandmas finger in three places.

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