Murdling

When a somewhat logical explanation leads into a very confusing statement/sentence that is illogical.

"It's a sentence enhancer, used for sentences to enhance sentences, while enhancing your sentence that wasn't enhanced by a sentence enhancer," exclaimed Fred. "Fred, please stop your murdling and get to the point!" I said.

Tyndassinusaphobia

The fear of making love to another person in mid-air while thinking of donkeys.

That girl is amazing, but too bad she won't go sky-diving with me because of Tyndassinusaphobia.

Chipotle Syndrome

The beautiful art of making a masterpiece in the toilet, while it stenches the whole bathroom up of various smells such as, Total Toilet Domination, Ass Volcano, and Hurricane Ass-Cheek. Then someone walks into the bathroom, seeing you have recreated Pompeii with your ass. You soon forget about it 48 hours later.

I was eating at Chipotle, when all of a sudden an old grandma was clenching her butt-cheeks and went in the bathroom which sounded like World War III. You really feel bad for the janitors who clean that mess up. That's when I knew she had Chipotle Syndrome

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Flarrping

When a fat lady flashes her gigantic ass, grabs her legs and runs around in circles.

I went to the mall, and a huge fat lady was flarrping, and made an entire scene.

Smeckledorfed

To be swindled/robbed from another person.

My friend Rob was screaming, "THE CLERK GAVE ME FORTY INSTEAD OF FIFTY CENTS!" I was trying to calm him down, saying it was probably a mistake with counting. Rob insisted he was smeckledorfed.

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Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

A great way to keep your virginity.

It's that time of year.... I love Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim!

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Puberipaphobia

The fear of pulling your pants up and grabbing a pube and pulling it out by accident.

I don't suffer Puberipaphobia, but some people do unfortunately.