Rapid Gift

A Rapid Gift is something positive that happens really fast, creating great pleasure for one's self

Gav was lying in bed hanging from a heavy session starving but no energy to move, steeley walks in with a Raspberry trifle & hands it to Gav, Gav virtually jizzes on his pants & snifles the trifle straight up the hooter, absolute rapid gift

Fishless Franky

A Fishless Franky is someone who blags that they are good at fishing, yet they never catch anything & get aggressive when pulled up about it

Whisky went to the ponds again telling all the lads he was going to catch tons of fash, silly bastard caught nothing again, 2 years no fash, Fishless Franky strikes again, loves feeding them though!!!