Pamstic

(noun)

1) One who overthinks problems
2) An intelligent fool

Gabe is such a pamstic when he takes apart the robot 5 days before a competition.

Culc

Verb. To jump off the Clough Undergraduate Learning Commons at Georgia Tech, which is a place commonly closed to prevent student suicides.

I just got a 50% on my calc final. I'm gonna culc myself.