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Bag of tits

When a woman's breasts hang so low down that you have to reach all the way down her top to grab them. Obviously, this is sexual harassment if done without consent, so don't do it unless both you and her want to do it.

Guy 1: So what'd you do today?
Guy 2: My girlfriend had a massive bag of tits, and I grabbed those puppies and smushed them!

Guy 1: Man, I wish I was you :(

by Turtilator200 July 23, 2016


Cumbucket

Someone who is such an asshole that they just piss you off like that.

Can also be used to describe a girl (or guy) who is slutty and who's mouth is just a sperm bank open for business 24/7

"I fucking hate that girl, she is such a slutty cumbucket."

by Turtilator200 May 10, 2016


Assblast

When a guy hits the sweet spot of someone's ass when he's fucking them (in the ass) and cums at the same time, causing a devastating orgasm

What are you gonna do to me?
First, imma blow you. Then, I Assblast you. You're in for it bitch

by Turtilator200 August 3, 2016

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Binary Banged

An informal term to describe when a man puts his penis into a woman's anus whilst making a dinosaur-like shape with his hand, leaving his index or middle finger out which goes in and out of her vagina in the same motion as his penis.

Can also be: Binary Bang, Binary Banging,

Guy1: So what'd you do yesterday?
Guy 2: I just Binary Banged my girlfriend, bro!

Guy 1: Dude, that's awesome! Imma do that with my girlfriend too!
Guy 2: Cool man!

by Turtilator200 July 19, 2016


www.pornhub.con

If you're here, you must have typed it wrong. You put an n instead of an m, and now it's stuck in your search history. Delete it before someone sees.

Bro I'm so pissed!
Why man?

I accidentally searched up www.pornhub.con and now my search history's fucked up!

Aww man I feel ya bro!

by Turtilator200 July 30, 2016

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True Love

True Love is what you, I and every human being in the entire world can feel. The pure, kind and amazing feeling that everyone has. We all love something, such as our parents, our friends and family, etc. Every day of our lives, we remember something or someone dear. Its nothing else but simply, True Love. It can't be described any other way, only the unbreakable emotional feeling one person has forged on the boiling hot anvil that is their emotions. They love whatever they choose to love and nobody has the right to judge them for it.

"You are my one and only True Love. There is no other greater than you."

by Turtilator200 May 20, 2016


Slays

A term to define a person (most often used to describe a woman) who is very beautiful and good at what they do, such as acting. There are many other examples but the most common types of people who 'slay' are actors because they are considered more popular amongst everyone else.

The term also has different terms(Slay, slaying, slayed, etc)

Bro, have you seen that hot actress? She slays I love her!

I know right, she's so hot!

by Turtilator200 August 3, 2016

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