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Pterodactyl

In a bathroom stall, one grabs the tops of the walls and places one foot over each wall. One then proceeds to defecate from approximately 5 feet above the toilet, while mimicking the cry of a Pterodactyl.

I didn't want to touch that toilet seat, so I decided to Pterodactyl it instead.

by TurtlesofThought April 16, 2009

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