Biddeford

A small coastal town in southern Maine, Biddeford is often referred to as a ghetto which is not entirely correct it is merely an opinion created by some people in Saco who believe in a strong rivalry between the two cities who for the rest of this definition will be referred to as "Individuals Defining Individuals Of Towns" Or I.D.I.O.T.s. Biddeford is not entirely a ghetto full of gangs as shown in this easy to follow explanation going up Biddeford's hills. 1 being the lowest point of the hill and 5 being the highest.
1. Poor People
2. Apartments
3. Here there be gangs (fake white gangs that don't actually do anything but talk a lot of smack)
4. Middle class families in small homes and apartments
5. Houses with upper middle class and upper class families.
* This Does not include Biddeford Pool or the area near the High School. Pike Street was used as an example to make this.

Now I.D.I.O.T.s may tell you that we are all French Canadian drunks but the truth is that we are not. What they won't tell you is that Saco once housed a branch of the K.K.K. who tried to march against the Irish and French factory workers in Biddeford... We held them off... with bricks. Which is probably how I.D.I.O.T.s became such pussies. And that is my definition of Biddeford.

Me: Hey want to head over to Alex Pizza and get something to eat?

I.D.I.O.T.: No way I'd rather die then go into Biddeford that place is full of gangs!

Me: ... Wow guess who just lost out on a great friendship, a fun trip, AND orgasmic pizza...

I.D.I.O.T.: What ever you live in Biddeford they won't kill you

Me: You Trojan loyalists have been pussies ever since the K.K.K. incident. What ever man I hope I never see you again...

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