troubleshitter

A person who "troubleshoots" problems while taking a shit.
Can be done with a laptop computer, or simply a smart phone

Person1: Hey! 'Person3' fixed my debug error while taking a shit!

Person2: Wow! you're a troubleshitter?

Person3: That I am young one.

Sit N' Surf

The act of surfing the web while using the toilet usually done with a laptop almost never a desktop computer.

(Guy1 holding a laptop walks up to Guy2)
Guy1: I was on the toilet reading your article and-
Guy2: On the toilet?
Guy1: ...Yes I Sit N' Surf