corndog

An Alabama-hating LSU fan who has the distinct smell of a batter-covered hot dog on a stick, which also smells like Tiger Stadium in Baton Rouge. He has only two types of jackets, one that's purple and gold and the other that's camoflauge. He's so obsessed with Nick Saban that he can't appreciate the successes of any other LSU coach. He is also known to butcher the pronounciation of words, like saying Arkansas as ARE-kansas.

Stooping to levels below that of a boogereater the corndog spit bourbon in the face of the wife of an Alabama coach.

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