Canada's History

Canada's History is a sexual act between a man and a woman. The man dawns moose antlers while the woman lubricates the man's penis with 100% pure maple syrup. Once the shaft if fully erect and covered in syrup the woman sucks off the syrup. While still erect the man lowers his head and starts poking the antler tips in the woman's anus or vagina. After the somewhat painful thrusting has caused the woman to orgasm she quickly finishes off the man with a blow job. Once the man cums in her mouth she spits the semen / saliva mix into the Stanly Cup. This whole act takes place only on Boxing Day or on Canada Day.

Thank Goodness Eh! I'm glad it is Canada Day, I've been wanting a Canada's History ever since the day after Christmas.

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