Meat Whitey

A Meat Whitey is a phenomenon that usually occurs in the closing stages of a heavy sesh wan. This is the part after you’ve ordered that extra large mixed kebab from Pizza Time and you’re lapping up the last shots from the shitmix you made earlier. After one last shot you feel that rumble in your gut, you’re about to whitey. You try to convince your mates that you’re not that smashed (they know you are) and instead blame it on the “floor cleaner taste” of the shitmix shot. You feel the steaming hot vomit working its way up your throat. You frantically look for a suitable container and you remember about the half eaten kebab still in its tray. “Get outside” your friends frantically shout ...”not in the meat” they exclaim but it’s too late, you dump your bright red, stomach lining filled whitey right into the tray of meat!!! Delicious!

Yo! That guy couldn’t handle that last shot and ended up whiteying in the meat! What a meat whitey!

Bosnian Phone Box

A sexual act where a woman gets onto her knees as the man stands over her with his legs spread. She proceeds to place the tip of her finger into the mans ring piece as if inserting some change. She then places his erect cock onto her ear and talks into the mans arse hole. To hang up the call the man will usually take a steaming hot shit right in her gob just like a dirty Bosnian Phone Box.

Man my wife loved the Bosnian phone box I gave her last night, I’d eaten a hot tikka masala the night before too!

Dinkle Dinsley

Similar to the word “Dink”. Dinkle Dinsley is a way to describe something that is well below par, rubbish, terrible or boring.

Mate 1 “bro do you like my new car, it’s a Honda Jazz”

Mate 2 “no mate it’s dinkle dinsley!”

Vietnamese Propeller

A sexual act in which the man inserts his erect cock into a woman while they are both stood facing each other. The man then proceeds to spin the woman around in a full 360 degrees motion, giving the appearance of a plane propeller spinning around its prop shaft.

Dude, that girl was begging me for a Vietnamese Propeller last night but my cock just wasn’t strong enough!