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Call of Duty: Barack Ops

The result of having Barack Obama in Call of Duty: Black Ops.

Person A: Hey, would you like to have Call of Duty: Barack Ops on August 4?
Person B: No thanks.

by Twight0931 March 18, 2017


April 18

The day Kourtney Kardashian was born.

Why was I born in April 18???

by Twight0931 February 13, 2017

76πŸ‘ 74πŸ‘Ž


Middle School

One of the worst times of your life simply because people get intense.
At least there's 3 years of middle school.

Thank God I never went to middle school! Apparently, the people there at middle school are dramatic.

by Twight0931 May 2, 2017


Hawaii

The U.S state former president Obama was born in.

Hawaii is an archipelago? Who wants to live there??

by Twight0931 March 12, 2017

13πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž


Smartphone

The BEST device to watch porn in if you live with at least 1 family member because for example, you could watch porn on your smartphone under your bed's blanket and not get caught.

I love watching HOT girls suck dick on my smartphone under my bed's blanket!

by Twight0931 March 24, 2021


Trivago

Hotel?

Hotel? Trivago.

by Twight0931 April 6, 2017

99πŸ‘ 26πŸ‘Ž


Noreply

Why do you want to be anonymous? You're a human.

Noreply.

by Twight0931 February 12, 2017