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The result of having Barack Obama in Call of Duty: Black Ops.
Person A: Hey, would you like to have Call of Duty: Barack Ops on August 4?
Person B: No thanks.
The day Kourtney Kardashian was born.
Why was I born in April 18???
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The thing that makes a sound (unless it's a silent notification) when you're watching porno on your smartphone. VERY annoying.
I hate these notifications! They ALWAYS interrupt my porn watching!
A thing invented to waste time reviewing what a teacher said.
Can be done in either paper or a notebook.
I have to do my geography and math homework. At least I already did my science, spanish, health, and literature homework!
The language that you can start texting someone in just to surprise someone.
The person will probably using Google Translate or any other Greek to English translator.
One day in April 2018, I had gotten my speech therapist's phone number on my phone by giving him my phone number and then he sent me 2 photos of my pimples. At night time on a different day in April 2018, I have sent him a text message in Greek. He then sent me his own reply in Greek. We kept texting each other. Later we went to sleep. The next day, he was like: "What is this?" I replied "I wrote" He replied that he did not know it was me.
1) Heterosexual.
2) (only if you're a male) A valid excuse not to suck a dick.
Example 1)
Guy 1: "I'm straight."
Example 2)
Guy 1: "Wanna suck my dick?"
Guy 2: "NO! I'm straight! That's why!"
One of the greatest foods to have ever been brought to existence. Thanks Kellogg's!
Who needs cooking if you have Poptarts?
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