Hawaii

The U.S state former president Obama was born in.

Hawaii is an archipelago? Who wants to live there??

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Smartphone

The BEST device to watch porn in if you live with at least 1 family member because for example, you could watch porn on your smartphone under your bed's blanket and not get caught.

I love watching HOT girls suck dick on my smartphone under my bed's blanket!

Trivago

Hotel?

Hotel? Trivago.

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Noreply

Why do you want to be anonymous? You're a human.

Noreply.

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Dream

1) A goal.
2) A series of sensations, images, and/or thoughts happening in a person's mind when sleeping.

1) My dream is to work for FedEx!
2) A dream told me that I will get a blowjob! I'm SO happy that I got this dream, and I hope it comes true someday!

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boobs

(of a woman) The best thing to ever exist.

Her boobs are SO SEXY!!!!!