blowing up

person with a cell phone that is constantly ringing nonstop.

DAMN! im blowin up again, this shit just wont stop.

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Twisted Fimble

The twisting of ones cock, up ones ass by means of rape, then pulling it out and forcing the rapee to fondle it, in anyway the rapist chooses.

Vinny bent the homeless over by gun point and proceeded to give him a twisted fimble.

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and like yeah

a unique statement in which can be spoken and have multiple meanings.

1. " Yeah, i cant believe she died. I talked to her earlier today, and she was all okay and like yeah."
2. " I thought he was a cop! he wore the suit and had a gun and a badge stuff, so and like yeah."
3. " She didnt take the break up too well. When I tried to talk to her, she was all crying and all like yeah."

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Cheebster

marijuana, cali green, etc dirivitive of Cheeba.

Fred was caught smokin the cheebster by mom.

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Bet The Farm

To put up everything you have, while gambling in a card game.

Mike bluffed with his ace high and bet the farm losing everything.

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fosheezy

1. with no reluctance or doubt in mind.
2. duh
3. word said after a redundant statement is spoken.

1. Mother: Did u finish your homework?"
You: "fosheezy."
2. NE 1: "12 eggs are a dozen eggs."
You: " fosheezy"
3. yer gf: " r u sure u've dun this b4?"
You: " 4 the last time, fo-she-ezy.

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Royal Flush

THE BEST YOU CAN GET....!

in poker having a straight 10, Jack, Queen, King and Ace all the same suit.

AKA wet dream

Fred almost wet himself when he was dealt the ace and king to make the Royal Flush.

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