Bon Jovi’d

It’s when you eat out a person’s butthole but you have no clue what their last shower or bathroom situation was, so you are pretty much just living on a prayer.

You: Met this chick while I was leaving the bar last night and she took me back to her place...

Me: word?

You: Yeah, we were both pretty horny so I straight Bon Jovi’d her as soon as she closed the door. Let me tell you, God was good that night.

Me: You play a dangerous game, my friend.