Mussy

Mussy
Muss-y
(noun)
Definition:
Any Man's creation of a False Vagina, made by pulling his own Penis and the testicles back between his legs and standing with is legs together to hide them.
When viewed from the front, the male genitals then resemble the female vulva.

I once saw my sister's junk, so later I stood in the mirror and made a mussy and rubbed it.

A Mussy Haiku

You can't make Mussy

In the morning 'till you've peed

Then it's Mussy Time

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