The Hamburdler

Like the McDonalds “Hamburgler,” but Donald Trump’s kids knew him as “THE HAMBURDLER” because their father can’t spell “Hamburger.”

“Hey, you stole my HAMBURDERS, Donald Trump Junior! Give them back, you’re as bad as THE HAMBURDLER!”

Mike Pence

Slang for “impotent.”

Dude, I was with Melania last night, and I totally MIKE PENCED!

Trumpismo Gold

The color of the piss that the Russian Hookers (Not Melania, silly!) Sprayed allover the hotel bed in Moscow, also splashing on Donald Trump.

Dude! We can never go back to Katie’s house! Your drunk bladder left her couch Trumpismo Gold, man!