Merrick

A swelling of the facial area resulting in total humiliation from your friends

"Oh my god what has happened to your face?" "I have got a proper Merrick on at the moment, i look like a right spak !!!"

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Dunton Bum

The soreness between butt cheeks resulting from heavy sweating

Jesus!!! i need to go and have a wipe up i have a savage dunton bum.