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The most efficient masturbator in the universe. Wins contests amongst friends jerking off. Climaxes multiple times rapidly and never goes soft until he wants to.
Who wants to go head to head with King Beat ?
Slang for crystal meth.
"Hey, you should call your buddy and see if he'll sell us some dick dandruff."
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Somebody that will fuck you up for running your mouth. A kid who gets back at anyone that ever fucked with him or disrespected him in life.
Don’t trust him if you have ever wronged him and he did not react because it’s a fact that he will get even for it no matter what. It could be a day, week, month, or 30 years later.
He is someone that strikes without warning and puts another notch on his belt.
Chris is crazy because stupid people do stupid shit. Be nice or beware of this person.
Crazy Chris bit a hole in somebody’s face and spit the skin in an ashtray. He got sick of outdated food being sold at the store because he knew people weren’t doing a good job so he brought back some moldy buns after filling the bag with dog shit. Crazy Chris is Legend
Richard Fitswell is an alias that people with a micro penis refer to themselves as. Usually a compensating for the small member they were born with. His body kept growing but his dick never did. These people are manipulative, abusive, and tend to bully others or cause problems for anyone they are in contact with.
Porn Director: what have you decided on for a porn name?
Keith: I want the world to call me Richard Fitswell!
Porn Director: *laughs* I suppose you could fit well in everything with a 2 inch chop like the one you got.
Keith: *sobs* fuck you then. I don’t really want to fuck a pussy anyways. I thought this was a Twink porn interview. Would you happen to be into trading football cards?
Porn Director: get the fuck outta my office!
A coworker that always seeks out the easiest task. They will pawn off jobs on fellow coworkers if they see an easier task to do. If they cannot get out of doing a hard job, they will be in the shitter or hiding somewhere on site and remain ghosts until the hard work is done.
That new guy isn’t worth a dime! Fire that fucking loadanchor!
“Wes aikin” is a pickup line that is used by inbred Iowa males when they are trying to get a family member to have intercourse with them. It derives from the old pickup line “what’s shakin” which was used in the late 70’s but lost popularity in the early 80’s.
Hey aunt momma, Wes Aikin ? Want to skip this family picnic and go get rough in the hay?
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When you shit so fierce that you have to wipe your whole back because of the backsplash.
Damn it! I just took a megalodump and got covered in blue toilet water !