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A cryptic word meaning 1 Dumb Fucker. The encryption method is still a mystery.
Hey Alex I heard your neighbor flew his drone over your house and saw you getting drilled in the ass by that Natloc Feldt.
The 3 man bowling team and 10-pin wrecking crew from Northwood Iowa.
Founded in October 2022 by Chris Duncomb, a shitty bowler, who bowled for a local bar called âBar Gamesâ back in 2010. The only thing memorable about his short lived career is that he missed more games than he came and when he was there he really wasnât âall thereâ.
A disgrace to the league due to drinking countless Wild Turkey shotsâ and blacking out drunk by the 10th frame and a savage at rolling balls into the gutters, several landing in other occupied lanes, ending the 2011 season with a 98 avg.
Fast forward to October 2022 he needed a reason to drink Wild Turkey again so he recruited the only two people who he thought would be able to put up with his shit and started a 3-Man team on the Wednesday Night League.
The Brooklyn Bombers named after the Urban dictionary definition âBrooklyn Bomberâ by definition, is something that nobody wants to have happen to them.
The team couldnât care less about winningâ¦..
They know bowling doesnât get people laidâ¦.
They came to drink Wild Turkey and Fuck Shit Upâ¦
If you bowl against the Brooklyn Bombers youâre going to have a bad time.
A Chodur is a rare skin deformity that a small percentage of women are born with.
The Chodur is piece of long extra skin that forms between the vagina and anus if the child has an overdeveloped taint due to complications in the womb.
Usually about an inch long at birth, the Chodur can grow up to 6-10â and in some cases even 1â long.
The Chodur (if not removed) can cause severe health issues as the child grows into an adult so removing it at birth is recommended.
Some adult women find it erotic to have a Chodur to pull back and slap their other privates with since they are very elastic-like.
I met a girl from Northwood Iowa who had a Chodur so long that it slapped her knees!
Her name was Katie, the biggest homewrecker that ever lived
A person (usually female) who doesnât know how to deal with reality. Vibezillaâs are very unhelpful and often have Narcissistic traits.
They donât know how to deal with anything that doesnât help them stay positive so they âcutâ the negativity out of their life so they can keep riding the positive vibe illusion.
These types of people compare and contrast their own lives with the lives of others and are very judgmental and condescending.
Their Facebook profile is a dead giveaway because they post a few times every day and make it look like a big highlight reel.
Vibezillaâs play dirty when they feel like their liveâs donât measure up to someone elseâs and they will talk shit about anyone they can to try and turn the tables.
They never cheer for other peoples success because inside they are very jealous and insecure.
Vibezilla: âdonât you ever compare your life to the liveâs of others in order to wake yourself up?â
Me: âif I ever start slipping and begin comparing my life to the liveâs of others I want you to high-five me in the face with a chair to wake me up because at that point Iâm completely out of my mind and turning into a piece of shit!â
Vibezilla: ehâ¦â¦whateverâ¦â¦.
âBin-Lifeâ is slang for the lifestyle of a grain bin builder. Aside from home life, the life of a bin builder is on the road with a crew of builders that become a separate family and the food you eat depends on the closest town from your jobsite. The friends you make are only temporary and the motels you stay in are the cheapest the boss can find. Thereâs âhome-lifeâ but on the road itâs âbin-lifeâ.
I love my kids and my wife but they barely see me because Iâm all about that âbin-lifeâ.
An act where you take a shit in someone elseâs asshole.
Man I gotta take a shit! Bend over bitch Iâm gonna give you an Iowa pile driver.
TwiztedSnowman is the Microsoft gamer-tag of a Legendary gamer. They say he is one with the matrix and a destroyer of virtual worlds. No one knows who he is outside of the virtual realm.
If you fuck with Twizted Snowman your gonna have a bad time. He is the Alpha