pb blast

An act of masturbation involving peanut butter. Pb blasting with chunky peanut butter started with gay men who wanted that authentic feeling of being inside another mans asshole without the smell of feces, but eventually everyone began substituting sex with different kinds of peanut butter to satisfy their fantasies.

Fuck you then Carl! I’m going to get some skippy and do a pb blast if you don’t wash your asshole!

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rusty eggs

The act of squeezing your balls tight and forcing entry into somebody’s butthole, then you pull them back out, and quickly drop your poopy bag in their mouth.

“Damn it Keith, wash your face after you eat rusty eggs I’m sick of you coming to work with Paul’s ballshit all over your face”.

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