Terminally online

1. The dystopian future of humanity.
2. 4chan/Reddit/gamer troll types with no actual life beyond the virtual.

Ethan is one of those 'terminally online' kids that will one day shoot up his school.
Nick is one of those 'terminally online' 32-year-old stunted ex-teenagers who exists only for neo-con memes and MRA forums.

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all-beef diet

1. Colorectal cancer to own the libs.

2. Cow-based charlatanism; runs in families.

3. Keto 4.0, for incels.

'Did you hear about Benjamin, he's started that all-beef diet after spending several hundred dollars accessing nutritional advice from a quack with zero qualifications, all in the hope it'll bring him closer to her equally kooky dad.'

'Well, there was a recent outbreak of BSE, so let's hope CJD does its thing and this distinctly boneheaded contingency collectively win the next few decades' Darwin Awards.'

'To be fair, bovine spongiform encephalopathy does accurately describe the brain states of these pathological simpletons.'

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Intellectual Dark Web

1. Cult of chronically conservative cyber cavemen croaking at the void, interminably.

2. Achingly boring pop cryptofascism for the anti-intellectual age.

3. The Bible Belt 4.0.

4. Judeo-Christian conservatism repackaged for braindead Boy Scouts.

The hilariously self-styled Intellectual Dark Web have a fan base of mouth-breathing trogs with an average IQ of about 70, almost all of whom reside in some form of fetid hole once recognisable as their parents' basement.

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