Pulling a Cosby

Never ask for permission, ask for forgiveness.

Me: Im going to the apple store to buy a new laptop.
Them: What does your husband think?
Me: He doesnt know, Im going Pulling a Cosby.

DIH

dick in hand - instead of AFK (away from keyboard)

person 1 - AFK guys be back in a couple mins
person 2- you mean DIH
person 1 - ?
person 2 - dick in hand.... youre gonna take a piss or jerk off right?
person 1 - yeah DIH guys