Chicken Walk

The motion observed when a very thin, and unusually boney crack head is walking down the street bobbing his/her head incoherent to traffic or other surrounding stimuli.

Hey Jim, don't run over that crack head doing the chicken walk up the center of the street.

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Leather dick

The part of a soft leather belt that hangs down in front of a man's pant zipper; usually 3-6 inches of excess belt due to either the man's laziness or cheapness to buy a correct-fitting belt.

Jim came out of the bathroom and forgot to tuck his belt into the belt loop, which resulted in an impressive six inch leather dick.

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