hellarack

expression used when a girl has beautifully-shaped, enormous breasts that cannot be hidden by her clothes or any combination of bras and fat-chic shirts. They must be a minimum full C cup or better to qualify for this title.

Damn bro, that bitch has got hellarack.

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DOD

Dick Of Death. What you give a girl that you have been wanting to nail for a long time, usually resulting in the girl lacking desire for sex for a while because you literally killed the pussy.

Dude, that blonde bombshell from the gym came home with me Saturday night and I gave her the DOD in every orifice. After I jizzed in her mouth, she just laid there like a zombie.

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ass ferocity

when a girl has an impeccable ass, and the mere sight of it is excruciatingly painful (much like looking at a solar eclipse with the naked eye)

The girl in the black stretch pants has such ass ferocity that I am now 50% blind in both eyes. The good news is that I'm now 150% fertile.

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road whore

the last girl at the bar you would ever stick your dick in because you know she told you that she doesn't own a car because of a previous DUI, and she had to suck fat dick and gurgle jism just to get a ride to the bar to try to fuck you.

Holy fuck dude. I got an STD from merely looking at that fucking road whore. THAT FUCKING BITCH ROAD WHORE!!!

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gutter slut

a trashy redneck slut whore bitch that has a nasty, disease-filled vagina (and/or asshole) that craves fat cocks the way that a baby craves tit milk.

Dude, what the fuck were you thinking when you fucked that absolute gutter slut of a human being in the asshole?

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toolshed

When a male exudes attitude and arrogance from his carcass, but it is obviously much more of a facade than a reality after observing his appearance.

i.e. When a dude this he is the absolute shit, but is actually a big dipshit that rarely gets laid.

I cannot believe your friend Kim is enfatuated with Alan. That dude is the biggest damn toolshed I have ever seen in my life.

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flying rhino

When one girl straps a dildo on her head (usually drenched with warm sperm), puts a pair of pre-creamed panties in her mouth, gets on all four, makes a sound like Dino from the Flintstones, takes off full blast and jack-rams the dildo into another girls asshole. This typically sends the girl who got nailed flying through the air. The term "girl" is interchangeable with "ass-banging homo."

As I peered through the lesbian's window, I witnessed a fat bitch perform the flying rhino on her skinny lesbian partner. I read in the paper the next day that surgery was required to remove the dildo from her ass.

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