Rob bunnies

The fuzzy gray things that appear under furniture when housework is neglected in favor of obsessing over Rob Pattinson.

Wow, get a load of the Rob bunnies under that bed! Looks like a herd of really filthy sheep.

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discomrobulated

The state of befuddlement resulting from looking at, listening to, thinking about or discussing the hotness that is Robert Pattinson.

That photo of Edward Cullen with his shirt off left me completely discomrobulated.