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An El Scorcho is when you masturbate with hot sauce.
I was bored and felt like 'batin so i got out the bottle of tobasco and gave myself an El Scorcho.
A good alternative to a stranger.
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A Big Texas is when you ejaculate into a cowboy hat and then put it on someones head.
A good prank to play on hicks.
Look at that dumbass hick with a cowboy hat on over there. Too bad he doesn't know its a Big Texas.
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