Domestic Abuse

Something that women always get away with

The fucking slut hit me first and I’m the one getting arrested for domestic abuse

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Big Smoke

A Character In GTA San Andreas

Big Smoke: I'll have two number nines, a number nine large, a number six with extra dip, a number seven, two number forty-fives, one with cheese, and a large soda.
5 minutes later...
Sweet: Damnit Smoke you spilled ketchup all over my seats!

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Russia

A country with a superior military that will shit all over America's rotten vagina.

Russia is the best country ever. Fuck America - Sincerely an American who thinks we're being oppressed

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G Wagon

Overly priced German rip off of Jeep

I saw a g wagon broken down

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Heighternal Twins

Twins because of height

Kenzie: Faternal Twins?
Donavan: nope we’re heighternal twins

Camero

The way a dumbass spells “Camaro”

Retard: Damnn I love that Chevy *Camero*
Car guy: it’s camaro you fucking dumbass

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Relationship-ception

The act of being husband and wife, boyfriend and girlfriend, and best friends all at the same time.

Me: when we get married, we should be best friends, husband and wife, and boyfriend and girlfriend at the same time, AKA relationship-ception

Kenzie: Yee Haw to That