Oxford Comma

A sexual position in which both parties are laying on their sides, bodies in the shape of commas. In order to be classified as an "oxford comma", this must be performed with someone who is attending or has attended an Ivy League institution.

HARVARD MAN 1: Hey man, how was that party last night?
HARVARD MAN 2: Dude, I oxford comma'd the shit outta that girl.

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