Friday Night Funkin

A game where you fuckin' smack your fingers on the keybinds, while playing as a midget, battling a demon, then a pumpkin and skeleton, then a lemon demon, a short dude with a gun, THEN A FUCKING DEMON WHO'S A MILF/SUCCUBUS, THEN THE MILF SITTING IN THE FATHER'S LAP WITH A GUN POINTED AT SANTA, THENNNNNN THE LEMON DEMON IS BACK WITH ANTLERS ON HIS HEAD, THEENNNNNNNNN A FRICKIN YANDERE SIMULATOR LOOKING MTF BUT PIXELATED, THENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN AN IMMATURE DRILL SEARGENT?! OH MAH GODDDDDDDD

I WANT TO FUCKIN PLAY FRIDAY NIGHT FUNKIN YOU MOTHERFUCKER! LET ME PLAY THE FUCKING GAME!!!

10👍 6👎

Tattletail

A Christmas-themed horror game based on Furbies from 1998.
Desc in a nutshell: You are a naughty boi/gurl who decides to open their Christmas present 5 days before Christmas. What did your parents get you? A loud and obnoxious Furby that won't stop talking 24/7! Mama is angy, and wants to protecc her child, so she tells a creep ass story ("The children thought that Mama would never find then as long as she couldn't see them. Turn the Page. But Mama could still hear the children. The pitter-patter of their little feet lead Mama right to them. Turn the Page. Then Mama found the children, EVERY LAST ONE. And put them right back to bed"). After she finishes the story she tries to kill you. You must perform a ritual on Christmas Eve to banish her. "What happens on Christmas day?", you probably didn't ask? Welllll, you slowly open up your present while hearing ominous music annnndd BOOM! You open the box, and she jumps out of it and still kills you!

"NOOB YOU SHOULD'VE COLLECTED ALL THE EASTER EGGS"

Tattletail: Me Tattletai! Me LOOOOOOOOVE You!
Player: SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!
Mama Tattletail: Mama's comin'!
Player: Well shit...