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Cleveland Fire Starter

The act of dumping an insane ammount of lighter fluid into your girl's asshole, lighting it, then penatrating her flaming booty hole. Only for pros who have mastered all of the other 'Cleveland Sex Acts'.

Badass Guy: Aye man I gave my girl a Cleveland Fire Starter last night.

Lame Guy: WTF man?! That's horrible. You've been on Urban Dictionary too long. No one really does that shit.

Badass Guy: ... *give Lame Guy a Cleveland Fire Starter*

by TypicalRacistMoFo March 23, 2010

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Cleveland Conviction

The act of performing a Cleveland Steamer while playing Splinter Cell: Conviction. You unlock an achievement if you do it while playing on Realistic difficulty.

Connor unlocked the secret achievement in SC: Conviction called the Cleveland Conviction. Too bad it was only worth 10 gamerscore; his girlfriend was pissed.

by TypicalRacistMoFo April 23, 2010

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Anthem, AZ

Housing development north of Phoenix, highest crime rate on earth.

death rate per day-0

Birth rate per day- 401

planned community gone right, beat out Heaven on the "Best Place to Live" award, and has the record for highest amount of love at first sights and happy marriages in an hour (45,921, note female population is only around 42,000)

site where Jesus is buried to remind us that he lives in our hearts and will never be forgotten <3. Home of 98% of happiness on earth.
"you goin to Anthem, AZ! Yippy, I will pack the Bibles and picnic baskets!"

Anthem, AZ = happiness :)

by TypicalRacistMoFo March 23, 2010

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Cleveland Facepalm

The act of shitting into your girlfriends hand without her knowing then saying something incredibly obvious/stupid that causes her to facepalm herself. Thus covering her whole face with your hot n' steamy mess. Often used as a revenge tactic.

Me: Hey man I gave my girl a Cleveland Facepalm a couple minutes ago!

You: Nice dude! Was that bitch acting out again?

Me: Totally bro! That cunt needs to recognize!

by TypicalRacistMoFo March 23, 2010