Yanahmayer

Someone who only answers in a yes, or no, or maybe.

"Hey, do you like Superman or Batman better?" Rick said.
"Yes." Tom replied.
"Oh, uhhh, sorry. I forgot you were a yanahmayer." Rick nodded. "Do you like Superman better than Batman?"
"No."

Nork

Somebody who's a fucking nork.

"You dumb ass!" Jerry said.
"Bro, don't swear. It's molestation month." Frank replied.
"Shut up. Stop being a fucking nork!" Jerry said as he stabbed his mom in the chest

Stachiester

Someone who has a hatred for mustaches and or beards/ someone who dislikes facial hair.

"Ugh! Mikey, did you see Tony's mustache? It looks like crap." Jeremy said.
"Bro! Stop being a stachiester!" Mikey replied.